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Wanted to be called Shirley Temple Privates?  What in the world?  But I do have to admit....I kind of like the Shirley Temple one.  Catchier.

So....what is this blog?  I had a blog for awhile.  It was pretty fun to do.  I was a little angry writing it at the time.  Just gone through a nasty divorce, had my heart broken and had some serious fucking anger to get out.  But then...I stopped.  Stopped blogging because I wasn't angry anymore.  Was finally okay.  Ready to move on.  Be one with my happiness.

But the blog bug has been itching.  My creative juices have been brewing in my soul.  Trying to slip out.  So, I start this new blog, The One Percent Jew.  I'm not being racist here at all by any means!  I truly am 1% Jew.  Well...almost.



I did the ancestry DNA thing awhile back.  Wanted to see my heritage, blah, blah, blah.  Really I just wanted to see if I was Native American or not.  I was not.  Gran lied.  I was 50 percent Great British/Scottish, 15 percent Irish, 6 percent Spanish/Portuguese, some other stuff including almost one percent Jew and then one percent Caucus (which is basically the middle east). So...a real mutt of Europe.  But the Jewish part stuck with me!  I was super proud of that.  Maybe because I've always known about the Scottish/British/Irish thing or maybe because I secretly always wanted be Jewish....I am not sure, but I am proud of all of it really.  

So...again what is this blog?  Truly it is a way for me to write down my rantings.  I warn you if you choose to continue reading this...it will get vulgar, it may get political (the shame!) or even religious, and it will be absolutely stupid at times....but it will be me.  Hope to see you on this weird ride.

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